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 I’m only speculating, but I put some things together from different sources, and I threw together a post for Christmas. I’m not really sure if it’s all correct, but what if it is?

The Virgin Birth was different than a normal birth, because Mary, The Mother of God, gave birth without pain. But how!?

 We have to use science, but don’t be afraid. The theory of evolution tells us that mammals—the biological class to which humans belong—naturally engage the marital act only in solitary pairs, between one male and one female of like species. The mammalian male pursues and subdues the uninitiated female, and performs a single mating act (in the case of Homo Sapiens, marital act) after which the female conceives offspring!

 

The male will not naturally mate the same female again until after the female bears and nurses the male’s offspring, and becomes fertile once more.

 

When the marital act is performed on the human female, and it is according to nature—only when she conceives offspring—after she nurses her offspring, she regenerates her hymen, and her abdomen becomes flat and trim, her legs become more athletic but still feminine, her breasts firm-up and fill-out, her hips fill-in proportionate to her breasts, her complexion becomes more glowing; her nails are hard and long and her hair is thicker, stronger and blonder—like the male when he sees her, except for the blonder part.

 

God Created a perfect world! I didn’t exactly originate the concept: in a perfect world, females get more attractive after giving birth. But the woman is a gift from God Almighty to the man. Her sensual beauty—a language understood only by that which is masculine—is God’s silently spoken Promise to the male. So, God speaks directly through sensual beauty, but only the male can understand the Promise and/or bring to fulfillment the mysterious plans of Almighty God Himself.

 

If the woman does not present herself as an object of stumbling to the man, she keeps getting more attractive until she’s so attractive that the man can’t resist her, and so he has relations when the woman has conceived but before she gives birth. Consequently, when this happens, the woman becomes something less than tempting, and the problem is solved. God is so wise. Who else could think of that except Almighty God?

 

But the woman remains only an unfulfilled promise until she conceives. When she gives birth, it is the fulfillment of God’s Promise spoken through the virgin’s sensual beauty. Lust is perfectly natural, I guess, maybe, because if the guy keeps his view of God, he will be patient. He won’t mate the woman after she has conceived, because he has faith in God’s Promise; that it could not involve violation of nature. Such a man is willing to go find other virgins rather than perform the marital act in an unnatural way: after the woman has conceived.

 

Natural selection teaches us that mammalian organisms use the reproductive system only to procreate the species. Scientific research done on animals in captivity demonstrates that imprisonment causes similar sexual perversions across multiple species of primate. The research falsely claims that these perversions are natural.

 

So, the human male pursues and subdues the fertile virgin female, and performs a single marital act after which the female conceives offspring. Stretch your imagination and think, “How is this related to Christmas!”? Trust me!

 

I just thought of something. No guy could put together a piece like this, because he couldn’t concentrate through the erotica. This is a woman’s job! True essence of every erotic experience is the expectation of a Divine Gift Created in the image of married lovers, and in the image of Almighty God.

 

That’s why it’s so exciting and wonderful to fall in love. When you look into the other person’s eyes and feel flutters and tingles, that’s the body’s anticipation of participation in Creation of God made in the image of your beloved.

 

But humans don’t reproduce into God! Yes they do. God is infinitely wise. The first woman was jealous of the man, because he was given ultimate fulfillment manifest as the man’s union with God—The Pleasure Creating life.

 

The woman has union with God—atonement for sin (accursedness in the man’s seed). God Created all things, through The Son, by The Holy Spirit. The Heavenly Father’s most Loving act was that of Creation. I don’t know if I can write this, but the man’s ecstatic finale might be the image of which The Big Bang is the heavenly corresponding thing.

 

The first woman laid supine—the position of surrender—as the man assumed the position of conquest. He had all the fun while she endured abject suffering. But that’s what God intended. So, the woman was jealous, of something, but she didn’t know what it was.

 

Finally, she figured out that the man has something she lacks. Her doubt in God’s goodness was manifest as feeling like she wasn’t worth as much. The following night—after she had conceived, but she didn’t know it, because no woman had conceived before—her arm accidentally bumped the snake.

 

The snake was also a tree with a single apple at its tip. The more she bumped into it, the more power it had over her, and the more it deceived her. God had said, “Be cautious, lest perchance you might harvest the bitter apple.”

 

It was only the woman’s second night of existence, so she didn’t really know if it would get light again. But she thought to herself, ‘I know it’s wrong, but it’s only wrong because God doesn’t want me to become greater than He and the man. If I learn pleasure, I will know both pleasure and pain; both good and evil, making me like God, knowing both good and bad. And then the light will come back!’

 

But nature herself made the woman afraid of forbidden fruit, yet she lingered a while and grasped in her palm the most deceitful and cunning creature in the primordial garden. With disregard for God’s authority, the woman partook of the man. He awoke, but his inclination prevented him from halting the illicit act.

 

Last night, after Creation inside her, she had become her unborn child’s garden of paradise. But she put the snake there to sow the seed of deceit the next night. It promised new life but brought death. The woman’s sensual pleasure caused her child to become mortal, to die, eventually.

 

The woman had slain God’s immortal race of His Own Children. In the Bible there is a story of a landowner who sowed good seed, but while everyone slept, the devil came and sowed bad seed among the good.

 

In the garden of paradise in the Book of Genesis, the woman sowed bad seed in herself, while everyone else slept. The only other person in the world was the man. So he was everyone else! That makes the first woman the devil. Oops!

 

Where Eve (the first woman) said, “NO!” to God, Mother Mary said, “YES!” Mary left her honeymoon after the first night, and went to do housework for three months rather than learn pleasure forbidden to the woman. That’s what God wanted.

 

How can I prove that. Same way as everything else, common sense. Almighty God condemns violation of nature, so would He do it Himself? That is, would God disregard the physical laws of nature to conceive The Christ Child in the womb of Mary Most Holy?

 

Of course not! God won’t violate His Own Creation! What is wrong with you people? God planned ahead. He placed within the virgin the choicest bridal adornment, so the virgin could atone for sin in the man’s seed. The water from the virgin consecrates her marriage bed, for creation of new blessed life in her holy and chaste womb.

 

The blood from the virgin seals the blood covenant of marriage between God The Father, the virgin’s bridegroom, and the virgin whose blood sacrifice of innocence atones for accursedness in the man’s seed. So, marriage is primarily an institution nor Sacrament, but is a biological function of the human female.

 

The resulting genetic material is the flawless seed of God The Father. So, Mary was the most beautiful woman in God’s eyes, because Mary preferred three months of housework at her cousin’s house, rather than remaining in her bridal suite only to suffer sensual pleasure that would have killed The Christ Child, eventually.

 

Mary knew only the virgin’s pain of atonement, so she did not sin. It’s worthy of note that God is capable of mystically conceiving The Christ Child, but with the biological means to godhood already Created within the chaste virgin, why not just use it?

 

Maybe, Mary conceived without subsequent stain. The biological explanation given above provides for the natural Creation of God’s direct genetic descendants—Sons of God, like Jesus Christ. Then, maybe The Christ Child didn’t actually cause the Star of Bethlehem. Maybe the Angel of God just timed His Message to Mary, so that The Christ Child would coincide with an astrological event that was going to happen anyway.

 

Just in case that might be true, could someone check August 31 around 2 or 3 or 4 B.C., with a view from Jerusalem and facing East, maybe at around twilight. It’s just intuition, but there might be a really big, bright thing in the sky. If there is, that could be the Star of Bethlehem! I’m not very good at astronomy, or anything with numbers. Thanks!

 

So, Mary did not sin. Her Son was The Son of God, for scientific reasons. Mammalian females don’t suffer pain in childbirth, except those who sin and learn pleasure forbidden to the female. The sinful woman’s children must die for their mother’s sin.

Adam and Eve were cast from paradise to eventually die for their sins. When each child is born, it is cast from paradise into the world, to die for its mother’s sin. Just so no one forgets that all evil enters the world through the woman, God placed a curse on Eve, to labor in agony during childbirth.

 

And it’s true that the more sensual pleasure a woman has had, the more painful shall her labor be! Back to the first paragraph, Mary gave birth without pain, because she never knew pleasure forbidden to the female! Isn’t that exciting! Now every virgin can do that!

 

Pretty soon the whole world will have direct biological descendants of Almighty God (like Jesus), everywhere. Merry Christmas.

 

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