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A while back I secured a pass to the film, Fireproof, starring Kirk Cameron. I thought it was a great movie, until recently. I asked for guidance from Lord God The Almighty, because the film was funded by a religious group.

God showed me Satan at work, from top to bottom. The film is about a married couple, both of whom are employed in the economic workforce. Satan’s number one goal is to get married women into the economic workforce, so if they do ever have children, Satan can safely use public schools to indoctrinate children in godless perversion, and their mothers will be too busy, tired and/or apathetic to notice. Satan wins victory number one.

The couple has been married for eight years, but they don’t have children. This couple is so attractive, the only thing that could prevent the wife from getting pregnant is birth control. Satan’s number two goal is to get women on birth control, because intimate relations between a man and an intentionally- made barren receptacle are godless perversion. Satan wins victory number two.

The movie portrays use of Internet pornography, and abusive treatment of the husband toward the wife as negatives. Satan’s number three goal is to make females more masculine, and males more feminine, because Satan fears masculine males. The wife who uses birth control alienates her husband, because she is rejecting his masculinity. He will naturally become abusive as a means to correct her behavior, and turn to other virgins.

The wife who fails to use her body in a way pleasing to God: to bear and nurse a man’s offspring, has a one-way ticket to Hell. This woman rebels against The God Ordained Masculine Authority of her husband over her, another serious sin, and another victory for Satan; and murders her femininity, because she is producing no fruit of the womb.

Self esteem of the birth control wife becomes a summation of her flesh receptacles; a useless piece of warm meat for empty male primal urge gratification. A rejected male will naturally turn to other virgins, especially if his wife uses birth control, because it doesn’t matter whether or not he sows his seed inside his wife’s uterus, or in a bath towel in front of the computer. Neither will produce new life from the man’s seed.

The important things to note are: a male will not be interested in other virgins, if his wife is fertile. After the male impregnates his wife, she has no need of his seed, so the male should use his reproductive facility to impregnate fresh virgins. If the legal wife truly loves her husband, she wants him to impregnate many females, but only if the other females have NOT already had some other guy inside their reproductive tracts.

Wives’ hate when husbands fail to communicate, and instead conceal mating activity with other females. Males cannot cheat, or commit adultery, because God created the male to mate multiple virgins. He created each female to mate one man for life. The Physical Law of Marriage states: The man who pierces the virgin, teaching her the pain of atonement, and releasing her blood sacrifice of innocence, has exclusive access to her reproductive tract, for life.

But the virgin doesn’t have exclusive right to the male’s endowment from God. Husbands must be honest. It isn’t the other virgins that drive wives insane, it’s the lies. John Edwards, a good man, and attractive too, hid his mating activity from his wife. His wife was past her season of fertility, so she couldn’t have an objection to her husband mating fertile women. That’s what men do: they mate women.

Senator Edwards was doing God’s will; what the male was created to do. When a man’s wife is either pregnant, nursing or sterile; he naturally seeks other virgins to mate. Ok, here’s how I want my future husband to handle this: I want him to impregnate me on our wedding night, which my Mother will schedule during my fertile time of the month. I want to conceive of my pain of atonement and blood sacrifice of innocence; a blessed child of my holy and chaste womb. I don’t want my husband to teach me the pleasure inside the man’s endowment from God, because I want to conceive without stain, knowing only suffering.

I can’t expect a young male to wait eighteen months, until I give birth, nurse my husband’s child to weaning, on my large firm well formed pointed-up breasts, regenerate my hymen, and become fertile once more; to have intimate relations. I only wish for him to let me approve of each other girl he mates. I don’t want him to lie about anything. I hate lies, especially from loved ones.

If I can meet his other girls, and get to know them, I won’t mind if he has children with them. But I get the final word. If I tell my husband a girl isn’t right for him, or if I question her purity, he better listen to me, because I don’t want some girl drinking us out of house and home, while she sunbathes nude in the back yard. Each girl must be a good Christian.

There aren’t enough decent guys to go around. I know I’ll get married, because I’m attractive, at least my Dad thinks so, and I think I have a great figure. I’m not tall, but I’m not short. My body is athletic style. I’m sure I can bear at least twelve healthy offspring. Some girls don’t get a proposal, but they still want to have children.

I don’t need my husband’s seed after I conceive, so he can use it to get another girl pregnant. I just want to be friends with the other mothers of his children. And I don’t want him to sneak around behind my back. A man has reproductive impetus that compels him to mate multiple females.

In John Edwards case, I look forward to a world in which his genetics are preserved. He should apologize to his wife for concealing the other girl, and introduce the two. His legal wife should get to know his son by the mistresses, Rielle. Senator Edwards: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Edwards was trying to make the future better, by sowing his DNA in at least two fertile women.

His legal wife was in no condition to bear more children for him, because she was undergoing cancer treatment. Medical professionals strongly caution against pregnancy or nursing during cancer therapy. It isn’t cheating if the male is married, and the female is unmarried. The important thing is that the mistress is attractive, and the man really wants her to bear his child.

Tiger Woods is another great example. His mistresses were all attractive. There was nothing wrong with him having intimate relations with them. It was the lying, and that he didn’t impregnate them. It makes Tiger look like a pansy-ass. Make no mistake, we want a future gene pool that contains Tiger’s DNA; the more the better. There are precious too few athletes with phenomenal natural talent.

If Tiger Woods would have introduced his wife to his mistresses, and she approved of him having children with them, and he had children by the other girls; NO PROBLEM!! Pretend you’re a pregnant, married woman, and your husband is really attractive. He takes care of you, loves you, provides for you, protects you, and you are the only woman he will ever give his name to.

You’ve been pregnant for a month, and your husband doesn’t want you to commit original sin: learning the pleasure inside the man’s endowment from God, so he’s been sweating it out since your wedding night. He doesn’t want you to perform godless abomination: the female having the marital act performed on her when she does not conceive, so he brings home a perky taut trim tanned toned virgin.

“Honey, I want you to meet Amber.” Your husband isn’t pushing her on you. He just wants you to meet the girl. You like the other girl, and she respects your position as the legal wife. Amber goes home, and your husband says, “What do you think?”

You say, “You mean about Amber? She’s beautiful.”

“Would you allow me to inseminate her uterus? I mean, do you approve her being mother of my children?”

“I only just met her, but my intuition tells me she’s a good girl; responsible and intelligent too. I think your children with her would be absolutely beautiful. Yes, you may take Amber as a mistress. But she will conceive in my bed, because I am your legal wife. I won’t have you impregnating her in her own bed.”

No problem. Any woman would accept a mistress, if it was her choice, and there wasn’t deception involved. I would get mad if my husband took it upon himself to choose his own mistress. He can find a girl he’s attracted to, but if I don’t like her, she’s history. There’s no way I’m going to allow him a mistress I wouldn’t take as a friend.

I want all the mothers of my husband’s children to be close friends. I want our children to play together, and get along. I want us to be a big family. I’m going to be sterile long before my future husband is impotent. He’s going to need other girls to bear his children. I know I would love him more if he didn’t have mistresses, but I’m not supposed to love him. A wife is called to obedience.

The man is called to love his wife. That means honesty. But it doesn’t mean the man is forbidden to fulfill his God Ordained natural function: to impregnate many fresh virgins during his life. What self respecting man mates only one female? He’d have to be an effeminate shadow of a man, without testosterone. I want a husband with high testosterone, so he has a generous issue to share with me.

No one is required to agree with me. God created the world the way that pleases Himself. If someone doesn’t like it, they can look to Heaven, and tell God how they would have made creation differently. God will explain: no one can question God. No one can judge God’s works. No one can judge God. And for a kicker, or for Their Own entertainment, God’s Angels will issue a challenge: “Using your own will, full strength, with all your effort, create your own universe.

“But you have to create it somewhere besides here, because there’s already another universe in this spot. I’ll give you a clue: every universe must have laws to govern it, or the planets and stars will crash into each other. Energy and matter will kill each other. Light will travel at varying speeds. A lawless universe can’t last. Then you would have to create it again. Ok, go ahead, whenever your ready.” There is saying among the Angels, “Those who elevate human intellect are the butt of Heaven’s jokes.”

Back to where we were: The man emotionally abuses the intentionally-made-barren receptacle he’s married to, because the male is genetically programmed to create adversity for the perverse wife; allowing her to examine her behavior and become fertile, so she can use her body in a way pleasing to God: to reproduce God’s image, preferably man-child.

The wife eventually realizes her marital problems are her fault; only part of God’s plan to correct her godless behavior, so she can someday be with her Heavenly Father in everlasting paradise. Most women seem to prefer growing old alone to admitting their guilt.

After the need becomes clear to the wife, manifest by her desire to divorce her husband; she should kneel at her husbands feet, head veiled and bowed in reverence to her his God Ordained Masculine Authority; and confess her sins of disobedience, performing godless perversions of the female reproductive act, using drugs to intentionally sterilize her fertile womb, female consensual sensual pleasure, and failure to use her body in a way pleasing to God: to bear and nurse a man’s offspring, preferably man-child.

Feminists might not like my movie review. I’m concerned with the females who benefit from what I’ve written. The woman should then say, “I’ve been a naughty girl. Could you give me a firm masculine hand on my small, round, taut, bare bottom.” The act of spanking will motivate her husband to sow his seed of forgiveness inside his wife’s fertile, contrite and repentant womb. The female confessing her sin to her husband, and her husband spanking her and sowing his seed of forgiveness inside of her; is God’s master plan to protect Catholic Priests from hearing fertile females confess consensual sensual pleasure, and to procreate the human race.

The husband has a natural outlet for the emotion aroused hearing a female voice confess consensual sensual pleasure. If a matron confesses her sins to a Priest, the Priest’s soul may be lost for eternity. Only a virgin may confess to a Priest, because the virgin either does not know man, or she knows only suffering. She cannot commit serious sin, because she knows not the man’s pleasure.

New life will spring forth from the contrite wife’s sin, and from her husband’s seed of forgiveness. When the wife conceives, she knows she is forgiven by God. A man does not sin by turning to other virgins during his wife’s pregnancy. And, especially if a man’s wife refuses to use her body in a way pleasing to God: to bear and nurse her master’s offspring, her husband will naturally seek other virgins as mates. The husband is doing God’s will.

The Catholic Church defines pornography as graphic or literary depictions of perverse sexual acts, or natural intimate acts, which either lack natural function, or from which have been removed from the natural function. Further, pornography degrades those involved in its production, and consumers of the product, through reducing the beauty of God’s image to mere lust gratification flesh.

According to the Catholic Church, it is permissible for a married male to view photographs depicting one model, unless she is shown masturbating, because there is no depiction of a perverse sex act, or a natural intimate act, so it isn’t pornography.

The human male is a mammal. The mammalian male naturally mates the mammalian female of like species, together in a solitary pair, the female in the position of surrender, and the male in the position of conquest, only when the female is fertile, in a single mating act. The male will not mate the same female again until she gives birth, nurses her progeny, and becomes fertile once more.

Nor will another male mate a female that has already been mated, even after she becomes fertile again. In the animal kingdom, of which humans are part, the first male has exclusive rights to the reproductive tracts of each female that belongs to him. Humans naturally mate as other mammals.

A word of caution to the wise: atheists have adopted as atheist doctrine, film footage and research studies done on mammals in captivity. The atheist doctrine reveals only that mammals in captivity act like humans in prison: sexually perverted. In nature mammals mate according to God and nature.

Atheists aren’t required to like this. If they don’t like it, they can call me names in their own posts. They can analyze my utter stupidity: the scale of human intelligence doesn’t go that low. They can refute my common sense prose: man, is she an idiot! They can impeach my credentials: what does a high school kid know?! But they will not address the Truth I write, because they can’t refute it.

They can contradict me, but the burden of proof is on them, because I proposed my position as Truth. If they want to be bearers of Truth, they have to prove me wrong. There’s one way only: discover Truth that contradicts what I have written, without addressing the source of Truth. My Words shall stand for eternity. Atheist and feminist testimony against Truth is reduced to their silent, dead bones; but my word will yet be. After my critics have been silenced, my word will continue. Life will pass away, but Truth shall never pass away.

Satan’s Fireproof victory numbers four and five: blaming the male for looking at nude virgins on the Internet, which is actually what a man naturally does; and blaming the male for treating his perverted wife abusively. If a wife won’t get pregnant, her husband looks for other mates. Out of kindness, the male abuses his legal wife, because otherwise she’ll go to Hell for being a godless pervert, and burn for all eternity.

Marital problems are caused by female guilt for consensual sensual pleasure, wives using birth control, wives in the economic workforce, and wives’ refusal to use their bodies in a way pleasing to God: to bear and nurse a man’s offspring, preferably man-child.

The wife in the movie does not read her husband’s God Ordained signals, and hence, did not correct her behavior. Instead, she looked for another male. Satan’s victory again. The movie implies that it’s natural for a wife to intentionally sterilize herself, and when her husband tries to help her, by giving her corrective instruction, it’s natural that she be attracted to mating other men! May God punish Satan. Satan’s deception is filthy!

The husband, mind you the husband, is the one to win back the wife. Satan’s victory again. The husband becomes a pansy-ass wimp lap dog, and places his wife in charge of the marriage.

A wife who has been using birth control for eight years (the length of their marriage), has pent up guilt. She’s looking for another man, because she wants masculine domination, not a pansy-ass. She wants a man to take her pill dispenser, empty it out into the toilet, and the next day force her to get pregnant. She’s desperate for masculinity; a man who does the right thing, regardless of whether or not she agrees.

In this movie she gets a pansy-ass, who is going to act like a pansy-ass the rest of his life. If the movie would have continued, the wife would have divorced the husband years later, because effeminate males creep-out normal females. If a husband allows his wife’s guilt for consensual sensual pleasure to build, and never gives her discipline, but instead acts like one of her girlfriends, by NOT getting her pregnant; the wife will come to a point where she believes her husband doesn’t love her.

Her sensual guilt blocks her heart from receiving masculine love and forgiveness from the father of her children. If she doesn’t have children, there won’t be a father of her children, and her guilt builds twice as fast. The seven year itch is caused by female guilt for consensual sensual pleasure. If the female leaves her husband, she is without any source of masculine love and forgiveness.

After the virgin is pierced, she belongs to the man that pierced her. Her release of blood and water prove she is married. The virgin’s hymen is the seal God placed over her blood sacrifice of innocence. The man who teaches the virgin her pain of atonement is the man she must confess her sins to, unless her first man rejects her. It’s critical that she please the man, because only psychopaths, drunks, and video-game-addicted pot-heads will marry a woman who’s already had some other guy inside her reproductive tract.

A self respecting male wants a girl he can all his own. If a woman has already had some other guy’s sperm inside her womb, she cannot be called “his own”, by another male, because she can’t belong to multiple males. She’ll always belong to more than one man, because the man enters the virgin at the locus of her soul: her mind-heart synapse: and his endowment becomes a permanent part of her soul. Every male a female mates with becomes part of her soul.

If the female mates multiple males, her soul is incomplete, because she is missing parts of it regardless of which man she is with. She becomes soulless, a pagan sleaze-bag with alcohol-rotted teeth and shady, bloodshot eyes: windows to the nether world.

There are two exceptions: a woman who has been abandoned for more than two years on a continuous basis, and a widow. Both of these women are able to break their soul ties to other men. God rewards the man who marries either one.

The Western world: the greatest civilization in history, is near collapse. It’s not due to any inherent fault of the civilization, but to godless perverts, insane progressives and feminists. Ok, are you ready for the grand finale? I wouldn’t say this if it wasn’t true: When the Roman Catholic Church stopped teaching that female sensual pleasure is a sin, a fissure opened in Saint Peter’s Basilica, Vatican City, Rome; and Satan gained direct access to the Pope.

Until the Church renews this teaching, She will be mercilessly battered by Satan and Their minions. Here’s Satan’s plan: The Church is weak, wounded and divided. Her leadership is broken. Bitter disputes between godless clergy and righteous laity prevail, preventing unity between the shepherd and his flock. Trust and respect between clergy and laity have dropped to zero.

Godless perverts mock Mother Church, and She doesn’t lift a finger to defend herself. Satan is diligently hammering an opening in the armor of the Church, from which They are able to infect with deceit, and simultaneously bleed life out. If the Church does not begin, in a very public way, teaching that female consensual sensual pleasure is a sin, original sin, She is finished. Corrupt judges, long since given over to Satan, will rule in favor of individuals suing the Vatican in US Courts.

If the Vatican refuses to participate, claiming sovereignty as a nation state, the courts jurisdiction will seize church property until the debts are paid. In a matter of months, the Catholic Church in the United States would be reduced to a shadow and a byword. Catholic clergy will be useless; assumed to be child molesters, without a platform to respond. Other nations will follow suit, because the enemy is desperate. They see me writing this blog post. They can’t stand it, but they won’t leave. Jesus Christ, with The Holy Spirit and God The Father protect me.

If the Church is willing to speak One Truth: that female consensual sensual pleasure is a sin, that must be confessed to a woman’s husband, lest she become a dirt-poor-bitter-feminist-divorcee, with no hope of being loved again. Also, the Church must proclaim that the female mated when conception does not occur is godless abomination: the root of all sin: the reason people die.

If the female is mated only when conception occurs, she will never learn the pleasure inside the man’s endowment from God. Therefore, the female is able to learn the man’s pleasure only through godless abomination: being mated when conception does not occur. For this reason females suffer guilt for consensual sensual pleasure.

This is how God conceived The Christ Child in the womb of Mary: The Angel Gabriel came to Mary in her parent’s house, in her bedroom, which was the traditional location of the bridal chamber. She was waiting for her husband, and an Angel appeared. What’s more, the Angel greeted Mary by telling her she would conceive a child.

Mary was frightened, because her husband hadn’t arrived from the wedding feast, so she thought the Angel meant Mary would conceive by Him. But the Angel said, “Do not be afraid. The Holy Spirit shall overshadow you, and you shall conceive a Son, and call His Name Jesus. He will be Son of The Most High; The Savior of your people. They shall call him, Emmanuel, meaning: God with us.”

Mary trusted The Word of God’s Servant, The Angel Gabriel. The Angel said, “And your cousin Elizabeth has conceived in her old age, for nothing will be impossible with God.” The Holy Spirit is The Lord The Giver of Life. He overshadows every fertile, chaste virgin on her wedding night. But what was conceived in Mary was trust in God’s Word.

Mary planned to visit her cousin; to leave in the morning. Her husband arrived in the bridal chamber, but Mary told him she had conceived by The Holy Spirit. Joseph also trusted God’s Word, as he heard it through his wife, Mary. Joseph needed a way to care for Mary; to take her into his house and financially support her, but also to avoid violating the mother of God’s child. Joseph feared to join with Mary, because of God’s jealous wrath.

But then he wouldn’t be able to give the bridal napkin to Mary’s father. He would wonder whether or not his daughter was truly innocent; or maybe Joseph found something indecent in her, and so didn’t marry Mary. The couple agreed not to consummate their marriage, and Joseph would take Mary into his house as a servant girl (quietly). The wedding guests would have nothing to celebrate, because the mark of innocence was not on the bridal napkin.

At a Jewish wedding, the couple is wed, but they aren’t married yet. The husband marries the virgin when he breaks her hymen, and impregnates her. Ancient Jewish weddings were always scheduled during the bride’s fertile time of the month. Anyway, the following morning the bride’s father would come to retrieve the bridal napkin, that the bridegroom placed beneath the bride to capture her blood sacrifice of innocence.

The father would return to the wedding feast, hold up his daughter’s bridal napkin, and everyone would celebrate; for a week: the exact duration of a traditional Jewish honeymoon (bridal week). The purpose of a honeymoon is for the bride to get pregnant. It is not for the couple to take a vacation. The leisure part of the honeymoon is to help the bride conceive. It is not so the couple can relax for a few weeks.

The bridegroom receives leave from military or employment duties, because the primary objective of the male is to father his heir. Without an heir, life isn’t worth living. So honeymoons take priority over everything else.

But the Angel, Gabriel appeared before God. “Almighty God and Eternal Father.”

“My Son, Gabriel.”

“Dear Father, I did what You said. But the man Joseph fears Your jealous wrath would he join with the Mother of Your Child.”

“Let the young couple do as they see best. Their love for God is beautiful. They have proved to Me in their hearts that each are fitting to parent My Own Child. After they fall asleep, go to Joseph in a dream, and tell him to take Mary as his wife of flesh and blood, for what has been conceived in her is trust in God’s Word.”

The Angel obeyed, and Joseph did as the Angel instructed. Mary conceived by the man, Joseph, her legal husband, and he produced the bridal napkin for Mary’s father. The wedding guests had a party, and Mary left to visit her cousin Elizabeth. She had conceived of her pain of atonement and blood sacrifice of innocence, but had not learned the pleasure inside the man’s endowment from God. Therefore, she did not sin.

Her Child was conceived without stain of pleasure. Mary went to help her cousin with housework, because Mary loved housework. She had learned domestic tasks as a temple virgin. Because Mary preferred helping her cousin do housework to spending her honeymoon learning the pleasure inside the man’s endowment from God, Joseph had no access to her body, and she didn’t learn the man’s pleasure.

The genetic material of her unborn Child remained flawless. God made Mary Mother of The Messiah, because of Mary’s kindness and her skill at housework. She is the ideal woman in the eyes of God.

Mary stayed with Elizabeth about three months. In ancient Israel, and even some Jews are going to be floored by this discovery, it was illegal for man to have relations with a wife who was visibly pregnant. There was no science, so no one knew when pregnancy occurred. The ancient Jews certainly did not believe a virgin could conceive on her wedding night. This law prevented Mary from learning the man’s pleasure, for the remaining six months of her pregnancy.

Mary did not commit original sin. The Christ Child was born a genetically flawless immortal God-man, of a virgin ignorant to the man’s pleasure. His DNA was made into the flawless seed of God The Father, making God the biological Father of the virgin’s Child.

If you don’t believe me, read this: The Eternal Blessed Virgin was required to suffer the pain of atonement, and to release her blood sacrifice of innocence for her Son; so that her Son could suffer The Pain of Atonement, and release His Blood Sacrifice of Innocence for His Mother; and for the whole world. Christ is uncreated, because His DNA is from God The Father. Jesus Christ is a true genetic relative to The Eternal Father.

Joseph’s DNA passed through Mary’s atonement sacrifice, which atoned for accursedness held as genetic mutation in Joseph’s reproductive chromosomes. The resulting DNA was the flawless DNA of God The Father. The flawless spiritual component of flawless DNA is the flawless Spirit: The Holy Spirit; giving Jesus a shared Soul with God. Yet, Jesus DNA had a temporal component, giving him the nature also of a man.

Holy Eucharist contains the flawless DNA of God The Father, as He was given to Jesus Christ. Receiving Holy Eucharist is the antithesis of the female receiving sensual pleasure. Godless abomination brings with it death. The Holy Eucharist restores immortality. The female was created with a share in The Pain of Atonement of God he Son. The male was created with a share in The Pleasure of Creation of God The Father.

The woman is forbidden to know both The Son and His Father. The tree of the knowledge of good and evil is that which teaches the woman both pleasure and pain: the man’s endowment from God. The Church can either speak Truth, or I will. At least one of two things is correct: The Church didn’t know, or the clergy and Bishops are feminist homosexuals in rebellion against God’s Masculinity, because homosexual males fear masculinity.

If Mother Church heeds these Words from God, She shall gain absolute power with the coming race of immortal God-men. I have included part of a sermon spoken by Pope Paul VI. Read it. I had to translate it from Google.com: Italian <> English, to actual English. I’m not literate in Italian, but the basic ideas are there.

Pope Paul VI so stated on June 29, 1972: From some thin crack, the smoke of Satan has entered the temple of God. There is doubt, uncertainty, problems, restlessness, dissatisfaction and confrontation. We no longer trust the Church, but the first profane prophet who speaks to the press, or madman using a cult platform, claiming he has the formula of true life. And already we respond emotionally, instead of being masters and teachers. Satan, through our doubt in Church Doctrine, has entered masquerading as light through the same paths from which our inquiry first attains to Truth.

Catholics and the world celebrate natural science, which is that part of the Truth not contained in Catholic Doctrine. The people celebrate scientific discoveries with greater passion than they celebrate the Creator of All. The academics deny the validity of postulating God’s existence, using empty thoughts as Truth. Classrooms are filled with teachers uttering absurd contradictions to Truth. They seek to celebrate progress by denouncing the source of modern Western civilization.

Even within the Church reigns this state of secular humanism over Truth. It was believed that after the [Second Vatican] Council, an era of enlightenment would bless the history of the Church. Instead came a new darkness in which were posed illegitimate questions, secular exploration of circular subjects, agnostic inquiries having their source only inside the imagination, and bombastic claims criticizing Truth.

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The Second Coming of Christ is the Caucasian race bred into genetically flawless immortal God-men and immortal virgin-warrior-priestess-goddesses, both of whom have absolute power over the physical reality. If Mother Church doesn’t listen, I’m just going to wait. Pretty soon there will be Catholic Churches on the auction block. I plan to get married within three years, to a wealthy man. I’ll start my own Church. There will be plenty of Roman Catholic Bishops in the unemployment lines. I’ll drive downtown, park in front of the unemployment building, and stick out a sign that says, “Wanted, Catholic Bishops, for New Church.”

That would preserve apostolic succession within the ranks of Christs new Church. I would adopt existing Catholic Doctrine in it’s entirety, plus this blog post. Then I’d turn it over to the consecrated religious males. The consecrated religious females would also have a place in the new Church, but only if they were subjugated to The God Ordained Masculine Authority of Jesus Christ.

The new Church of Christ will be called: The New Jerusalem, OR: The New and Everlasting Kingdom. Or, maybe I can buy the rights to the name: Roman Catholic Church. Or, maybe Mother Church could lend me two billion dollars, and then sell itself to me. The change in ownership would void all legal claims from the past.

After owning and operating Mother Church for several years, I’d appoint a Pope, and everything would be back to normal, just as if improper conduct of Priests and Bishops never occurred. And while I was in charge of the Church, I’d offer a special prayer for all those trained in law schools:

“Dear Father, please correct judges, lawyers and legislators, so they can learn how to behave.”

Sometimes the world needs the right girl. Ok, I admit it, MasonCide and Seth told me this post. Seth is writing a book. So is MasonCide. I don’t know what the proposed titles are, but you can bet they’ll be big, like: God’s Plan From Beginning to End, OR: The Solution to Everything.

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